Weight Loss Hate Loss

There was a time you could walk down the street all but ignored due to your girth-induced leprosy. Other than the obvious pointing, staring and other molestation directed toward your belly, people would generally do anything to avoid your presence.

But now the weight has lifted, you’re suddenly of value. The lurking charity collectors now find you a seductive target; the marketers want to know what you think about their latest products and the clipboarding data-rapists will accost you at any given opportunity.

Congratulations, you are now officially a worthwhile member of society!

#009 You now have an opinion that matters – whether it should or not.

Image: Kostya Kisleyko