If there’s one hypocrisy highlighted above all others during the weight-loss phase it’s the resident idea that a slither of cake or a half-glass of beer won’t hurt your progress.
Unsurprisingly, it’s those who reserve their vitriol for the overweight masses who like to pull the “one piece won’t hurt” stunt the most; they’ll happily applaud your dieting commitment while undermining it at the same time.
Shockingly though, these ‘secret saboteurs’ aren’t hushed down or socially chastised for their conceited efforts. Quite the contrary, they’re positively encouraged and you’re left to play the bad guy in this theatre of the damned:
“Oh c’mon Fatty Joe, everyone else is having one”
“Yes Fatty Joe, surely just the smallest bit won’t hurt”
“You can even share mine if you’d like”
“You simply must try one Fatty Joe, even if it’s only a single bite”
Yes Fatty Joe, you’re supposed to be the ‘human vacuum’ around here, isn’t it about time you dropped the whole weight loss façade and started acting like our garbage disposal again?! ‘Weight Loss Hate Loss’ number eight…
#008 – No longer taunted with ‘offers’ of food.
Image: Aneta Blaszczyk
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